Monday, August 07, 2006

give us less money

still we have only found old shoes and oil cans in augusta road and all he talks about is these brucies and wossies and a bloody awful man he calls noel what is a wossie?

it is becoming unbearable so we have reduced our demand to €1m or we cut off a toe every half hour

3 Comments:

Blogger Lucy Mail said...

I think you've cracked it!
I'd have to agree with you and say that mutilating yourself is the answer. Wouldn't it be more in line with tradition to do it with a burger from Mc Donalds, though?
They usually hit the spots!

12:54 PM  
Blogger Little Weed said...

Do I really want a McDonald with toes in it, or am I misunderstanding?

2:01 PM  
Blogger tony flaig said...

Chop away and you'll regret it, can you imagine the bitchin and wailing, dont do it.

You might just get a sensible offer if you agree to keep him.

There are one or two local restauranters who would consider such an offer if only to see the back of him, nothing worse than a 2nd rate drunken celeb and his pals, trying to bludge a meal with all the old "do you know who I am" crap

2:44 PM  

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