Held Sausage By The Uraniums
posted by Richard Eastcliff at 12:14 PM
I think you've cracked it!I'd have to agree with you and say that mutilating yourself is the answer. Wouldn't it be more in line with tradition to do it with a burger from Mc Donalds, though?They usually hit the spots!
Do I really want a McDonald with toes in it, or am I misunderstanding?
Chop away and you'll regret it, can you imagine the bitchin and wailing, dont do it.You might just get a sensible offer if you agree to keep him.There are one or two local restauranters who would consider such an offer if only to see the back of him, nothing worse than a 2nd rate drunken celeb and his pals, trying to bludge a meal with all the old "do you know who I am" crap
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